Top 5 Fun Things About Being Bald

5. Soooo easy to get ready in the morning.

4. Rain? Humidity? Who gives a damn!

3. Getting to play the part of Sigourney Weaver while acting out the movie "Alien" with your 9 yr. old son.

4. Discovering a mole on your scalp in the shape of Elvis Presley.

And the best part about being bald....

5. Free Air Conditioning!!!



(with apologies to David Letterman)

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